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[12 Jul 2004|03:06pm]
[ mood | numb ]

I'm making a new livejournal. Friends ONLY.

To the person who has been showing my mom my posts, thanks a whole lot. You've successfully made both of our lives Hell. Too bad you didn't think of the consequences of your actions

I'll be contacting you with my new username. If you could add me, that'd be great.

Goodbye to my 2+ years of lindseeuh....

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i thought you were the killah..."he's a professor...of being a dog!! OOHH FACED!" [11 Jul 2004|09:42pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]

sooo much to update about. i'm too lazy. but here it goes.

emily's partaaay. i got there early with sean to help set up. sean made a new hispanic friend on the ferry who will now stalk him hahhaa. we watched two bugs gettin' freakay. and then, somehow, the two lovers decided to fly across my face. people started coming around four. besides emily and i, sean, tom, lauren, nicole, allison, basie, laura, mary, molly, danielle, katie, alycia, eric, doug/doog, his girlfriend nycol, zach and his girlfriend tracy, and james. the party was really cool, despite people not showing up. we listened to music outside and mingled. wow, i've gotten to the point in my life where i can use the word mingle. anyway. some funny things happened that i cannot discuss. i hit tom in the forehead with a hula hoop by accident during our battle hahaha. woopzZ.
once it got dark, emily nicole sean allison andy eric and i went out walking. good times. andy was doing the "walk" thing from hocus pokus (never saw it..) and almost tore my head off haha. we got to the bridge (well, non-existent bridge) and eric went to cross the huge dirt mound on the water. we also sang ole, and life was good.
we eventually went downstairs to watch CABIN FEVER. if you ignore the lame dialogue, mediocre storyline and c-list "actors" and "actresses" (although shawn from boy meets word is superkewl), the nonsense scene about the pancakes destroyed whatever the movie could have amounted to. although i must say, a little womanly boy named dennis with long blonde hair jumping off of a porch screaming "PANCAKES!!! PANCAKES!!!" while doing karate moves gets me EVERY time. after that, we searched for darby crash's appearance in rock n roll high school. everyone else went to sleep at the point except for lauren, sean eric and i. we watched killer klowns from outerspace, but eventually gave up. i'd have to say, if you need a laugh, watch it. nothing's funnier than a popcorn gun and trapping people in cotton candy cocoons.
we went to sleep past 5 and woke up at 11:30 or so. after everyone left, we cleaned up and watched some vh1.

emily and sean came over. we sat around and i spent about a half hour deciding what to wear (i'm a loser.) we went to the parthenon and played lots of fun music (LIKE ENYA AND THE THONG SONG!!!) we walked to the movie theater and took pictures sitting on the tractor trailer for sale on the side of the road. we went to the 945 showing of anchorman..........i loveeeed it. but anything will ferrel does is funny to me. the guy from the daily show had the bestttt part. we saw heather there with eric...and carissa with her little boyfriend fo life. theeeeen we went home.
after that, i watched the best movie of my entire life (not really, but it was amazing.) sean put in sleepaway camp...and like he promised, the ending was spectacular. i need to see it again. major heartage...especially scaring emily with it the whole night. hahahahaah. we started watching wet hot american summer but i fell asleep. then i woke up again, but emily was asleep, so sean and i just talked for a while. we finally fell asleep around 6oclock or so.

woke up way too early, drove to bridgeport and dropped sean off at the ferry around 1:30. i came home and my aunt ricki and my mom's friend eileen were here. i'd move in with aunt ricki if i could. my mom is driving me crazy, because she won't stop telling me how much i don't like her. umm, well i'm sorry, do i have a right to be upset when you share my personal information with people? so yeah, we got into a fight because she's acting like an immature baby. she left with my dad around 4 and i've been home alone ever since...no idea where they went, haven't gotten a call, nothing. i guess i suck. what a nice way to make me feel like shit after a wonderful weekend.

all in all, this weekend was awesome. we never get to see sean so it was nice seeing him. and i got to see other people i hardly ever get to see. i really need to stop thinking people don't like me, and get people to hang out. noooo dice, no dice.

hooray for this being the longest post i've written in a very long time! and yes, pictures are on the way.

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My Ode to Hating Sting. [09 Jul 2004|01:24am]
[ mood | tired ]



I hate Sting. For no real reason. I only know, say, one or two of his songs. Nevertheless, my scathing hatred for him grows continually.

P.S. People are stupid and I hate them.

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[08 Jul 2004|05:52pm]
[ mood | sad ]

god damnit.

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TWIST AND SHOUUUUUT [08 Jul 2004|03:26am]
[ mood | happy ]

First off, LOOK AT THIS PICTURE. The man in the picture is my hero, Skankin' Rich.

AH, today was lovely! I'm in such a great mood. Great enough to use proper capitalization and such. Wow, I'm lame.

Let's see. Emily and I went to drop off our job applications at the movie theater. WHY AREN'T I SIXTEEN FOR A NOTHER MONTH?! Yeah, they won't hire me until I'm 16 because I can't legally operate the cooking machinery. Yeah, I make popcorn at home thanks. I think I can make if for others. Well, I see what they mean, because in the next thirty something days I'll really be mature enough to operate cooking machinery. Haha, whatever, it's the law I suppose. Haha, Emily and I were planning out our interview answers...we make me laugh.

Ah, then we went to the Crystal Mall in Waterford. Yeah, by far the greatest mall in all of Connecticut. Kind of. H&M = new favorite store. What has happened....I've become...tr...tr....tr..............trendy?! I bought a dress and four short sleeve shirts from Macy's, pants from H&M, and a tube top/tank top thing from American Eagle. I spent an hour dragging Emily around in search of a hemp necklace...I ended up with a rope one but it's just as cool. Maybe I can get dearest Nicole to make me one...or teach me how to make one? Maybe? Please? To top it off, we had ARBY'S CHICKEN FINGERS. TEEHEE. Oh MAN, there was this AWESOME thing there...it was a controller that hooks into your television which has actual nintendo games programmed into the controller...meaning, no console or games required! IT WAS AWESOME! IT HAD DUCK HUNT! And by the way, OLD VERIZON GUYS =/= HOT. Today was a success.

La Fin. Aww...I miss french......Je manque la classe de francais...or something...oh well. DANS TES DENTS!!!

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come backkk hommmee [07 Jul 2004|01:42am]
[ mood | sad ]

i don't know why i'm bothering to update, because my day consisted of a whole lot of nothing. and when i say "nothing," i actually mean...nothing. i think i may have cleaned the dishes, but that was the extent of my activities for the day. the yankees lost, i cleaned part of my room, and sat here. usually that would put me in a horrible mood, but it was actually kind of pleasant. kinda sad, but oh well...sigh.

tomorrow emily and i are going to the crystal mall. i need to buy things. we're dropping off our applications at the movie theater. i'm going to be a horrible employee. but hey, i think it will be quite decent...as far as jobs go. the fact that i'm almost 16, almost have a job, and almost have a permit scares me. i'm old. i like it.

beatles for sale is a good album. it's funny, i used to get offended when my mom told me nsync wouldn't be as famous or last as long as the beatles did. i believed in my heart they we're god's gift to every 12 year old girl on the planet. that was enough for me.

hahaha, i imed jon asking for the money he owes emily and my mother. emily told him if we don't get it in two months, we're sueing his drug-induced ass. hehe. this will be fun.

i think i'm going to rearrange my cd case now. i'm lame. i know you're all happy for that little update. maddox would be disappointed in me for making such a lame post. but you know what? who cares. he hasn't updated in almost a month. fuck him. he is not allowed to have a life. the end.

p.s. i'm getting carpal tunnel disease. or whatever it's called. maybe if i didn't spend 10-15 hours a day on the computer, i'd be in better shape.

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[06 Jul 2004|02:41am]
[ mood | sad ]

AH!!!!! full house is so lame. it's amusing watching a bunch of 12 year olds at a dance party though. hahaha.

tonight was cool. emily, laura and i went to the parthenon. they are t3h rock. we listened to BLAZINNN' music on the table jukebox (simon and g-funk..and...GORILLAZ.) we had the silly mole face waiter. then laura drove us around branford before the movie...we blasted bouncing souls and led zeppelin because we're awesome. i cannot wait until i can drive. we went to regals and saw spiderman two. lauren was working so we said hi! ...and then...emily and i got job applications. we got ones for walgreens as well...but, uh...not so sure. so come see us at regals...if we get the job. oh yeah, spiderman 2 is awesome, toby maguire is awesome, and it was...awesome? i really need some new adjectives. get me a thesaurus PLZ. emily physically assualted me in the parking lot and i'm pressing charges. that bitch. :)

sunburns sux0rz.

oh yeah! check out the super rad new icon!!!

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[05 Jul 2004|07:34pm]
if you love me please buy me this.
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sigh [05 Jul 2004|12:57pm]
[ mood | worried ]

saturday i went to emily's. yesterday i went to the beach with emily, then met heather stacey michelle and alyssa there. fun, but sunburned to the max0rz.

these next few days need to go by quickly. =/

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[04 Jul 2004|04:50pm]
[ mood | worried ]

oh my god...

casin, please get better.

we're all thinking of you.

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hi, i'm paul [03 Jul 2004|03:11pm]
[ mood | sad ]

craaazy. i love the summer. i love never knowing what day it is. i love coming home at 2 and going to bed at 4 and waking up at 10. summerrrr don't end?

i need to do something spontaneous and unpredictable and unlike me because i'm just too boring. three cheers for feeling inadequate.

thursday emily came over. it was fun. we rode scooters to lauren's but she wasn't home. we lit some fireworks...crappy legal ones that weren't much fun. we were watching the yankee game...which was the second best game i have ever seen (first best being game 7 of the alcs of course.) we went into the basement and took pictures, many of which you will see later. finally around 4 or so we went to sleep...TOGETHER LOLOLOLZ!!!! yeah.

we woke up at 1:30 yuck. we hung out and watched high fidelity. then we went to services and my mom led it because the rabbi is on vacation. there was a little girl with a stuffed animal dog and she was really weird. then we went to the hamden fireworks...but not really. we went to the stiekmans and started walking down to the field, but they were cancelled. it sucked. emily and i walked to the ice cream shop and then to the field where the fireworks were supposed to be. a little kid came up to us and picked grass for us. haha. we came back and watched lots o' curb your enthusiasm. and then we watched my drunked mom sing with evan and mark on their guitars...while my dad fell asleep on the ground. haha...my family is amusing.

today i'm going to emily's sometime. my aunt karol is coming over for a while with uncle jack. it's weird having a new uncle i dunno. wutev. bye.

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[02 Jul 2004|02:14pm]
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wooWOOOO [01 Jul 2004|01:42am]
[ mood | happy ]

siiiigh. today was so boring, i just sat here. but oh my GOD, the yankee game was AWESOME. nomar is the greatest yankee :) hahahahaha. poor ortiz. noo...not poor ortiz. POOR GIAMBI FOR HAVE PARASITES. anyway....i love my yankees. hahaha i talked to emily on the phone. i like the phone. and........that's it? emily is coming over tomorrow, our beach plans fell though. which major sux0rz...but...m-skwam-ikit next week! wooWOOO!

good mood? yes.

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sigh. [30 Jun 2004|01:08am]
[ mood | inadequate ]

siiiigh. i hate when things suck.

today i went out to lunch with my mom. it was nice. then, my parents' friends janet and doug are staying in westbrook for the week, and so we went to see them at their hotel/resort thing. we went out to bill's seafood with them and their 10 year old and 12 year old sons. then we went back and went swimming. and watched the yankees red sox game. oh, that was a lovely game :) especially fun because janet is a big red sox fan :) then we came home. tomorrow i guess we're going to the casino, but what do ya know, i have no one to go with.

janet was like, "lindsay, are you perpetually happy?? look at you and that smile!!" hahahaha yeaahh...i'm perpetually happy! i hope they don't see me as some kind of happy freak...since i know you all know better hahaha.

i want an english accent. or at least know someone with an english accent. weeeeee.

sigh...time for sleep :/

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WAM! [29 Jun 2004|02:56am]
[ mood | sleepy ]

You better look at the pictures because they took forever to load!Collapse )

Alright, so the non-picture version...

We got there on the first night and we were amazed at how small and rural the "town" was. We had to go up a 3 .5 mile narrow dirt road up a mountain with hardly any signs of life. So we finally got to their house and it was so beautiful. My cousin Max was there and I swear to god, that child has more energy than Mrs. Sunny on speed. We went to Pizza Hut and I realize how unnecessary stuffed-crust pizza is. Then we realized how they didn't have enough food for the wedding, so around 12am we walked to the supermarket. I was beaten by sausages and pepperonies. What can I say, little kids just like me...haha. Everyone there had rotten and decaying teeth and smelled badly of BO. Reeeedneecksss. So yeah, that's it. Finally Max ran out of energy and it was nice.

The Wedding.........I mostly hung out with my cousins Jaime and Katie, thank god Max had his little friends. They left me alone up until they decided to go on a hike. And I was elected chaperone. In my crappy foam flip flop and skirt. So everything was going well (I had been leaving a bread trail...how hansel-and-gretel-esque :)) and didn't even get upset at stepping in a million spider webs! So it was just 3 ten year olds and I. They were the "Defenders of the Forest" and used sticks to "attack" plants and bugs and stuff. Hahahaa it was so amusing. Until we got lost, and it started getting dark. The mountain started getting really steep so it was hard to climb down in my sandals, but it was even harder to climb up...in the dark. But, we finally found the tree stump we had left bread on, and we were saved! Hahaha leave it to me to screw everything up...at least I fixed it. The wedding itself was beautiful, but hard to hear the vows over the wind. It was really cold too. My mom got drunk and made me cry at the table hahaha. Real fun. My dad yelled at her and then she eventually passed out on the ground. Classy, mom, classy. Uhhh, so basically we all ate cake frosting til we got sick and Jaime's boyfriend talked to me about college and stuff. That's all I really remember, it was lovely. It makes me want to get marrieeedd.

Then the next day was my cousin Katie's graduation brunch. I ate way too much. And then we came home.

And today we got our Jetta. It's awesome. But now it's 2:55 am and I'm dying. I was planning on writing this much better but it's late...so oh well :) Night Night!

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[27 Jun 2004|06:58pm]
[ mood | sad ]

this weekend was lovely. i'm going to make a nice, long, detailed post later on accompanied by pictures. buuuut...that comes later.

emily comes home tonight!!!!!!! hopefully i'll either see her tonight or tomorrow, it's been way too long since we've hung out, almost a month since i've even seen her >:(.

i made a new best friend though. it's name is portable dvd player with monitor. oh, it makes me happy.

ha, i got my report card back. and i did not fail one final! my final grades are horrible, and i'm so scared about getting into college. i think that whole "taking harder classes is better even if you do worse" thing is crap. but maybe i'm so hard on myself because it just so happens all of my good friends are good at everything, just about. B+ in english honors, A- in history honors, C in algebra 2 A, C+ in biology honors, B+ in french. may i take my sophomore over, please? at least next year, i'm taking easier classes i guess. whatever...

where is everyone!!!!!!! meh.

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[25 Jun 2004|02:19am]
[ mood | amused ]

hahahahahaa i just received the most amusing phone call ever, thank you the sean.

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[24 Jun 2004|07:58pm]
[ mood | cheerful ]

yeeeesterday was fun. i went to tom's. aubrey was there when i got there, but then she left, and eventually scott came, and then eventually danny and chris. we played lots of videos games and i sucked at every one of them haha. especially madden 94 (THE BUFFALO BILLS ARE AWESOME!) ya gotta watch the snap! oh yes, 1994 video game technology is amazing.

then today was my not-so curb your enthusiasm party. aubrey and tom came over, and then loudie! we watched 2 episodes of CYE but mr. dilella did not like it so we stopped. we went outside and had some chats with my grandma + mom + aunt. iiiiinteresting stuff...(my grandma is now in love with tom.) then we went inside to watch heavyweights which was cute. BUT...THE BEST PART OF THE DAY....WAS WHEN WE WATCHED GIGLI!!!!! we got maybe 45 minutes into it....oh my god....when they said it was the worst movie of all time, that was an understatement. it was just hilarious how much it sucked.

i was invited to go see fahrenheit 911 tomorrow with aubrey but alas, i have to go to upstate new york for a wedding saturday. i'm really not all that excited...at all. we are most definitely going to chuck e. cheese next week, and actually go all out this time and climb on the playground. we're so cool. (oh, you mean da telephone? i dun no WUT da shit dat iz!!!)

and with that, i leave you till monday. good bye!

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[24 Jun 2004|11:40am]
[ mood | sad ]

OOOkay. Well, I'm not really sure who reads this journal anymore, because it's always the same 2 or 3 people commenting. So, if you'd like to stay on, leave a comment. If you don't comment within a week, I'll figure that you'd like to come off. You can always comment to come back on after I take you off...but yeah.

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[22 Jun 2004|03:51pm]
[ mood | bored ]


let's see...today i watched 2 episodes of CYE and then everyone left so i did some more of that jiggsaw puzzle. THEN, i started to watch national lampoon's senior trip and i got halfway through but the amount that it sucked drained life and intelligence out of me.

and then the other day my dad tried to teach me to drive a stick shift but hey guess what i can't because i'm stupid!!! and so now i don't trust myself enough to drive so i'm not going to get my license for a wheile but then i can't drive anywhere which will suck. i'm talking like a 9 year old at best i blame it on the movie.

now i'm watching my cousin vinny on tv and you know what it sucks too. i have books to read but if i start i'll fall asleep. mehhhhhhhhhhhh.

AHHHHHHHH HAHAHA AHSDJFHSAJK I'M BORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fksldfslkfsa;lkjsa. ah.

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